Yesterday a sleestak followed me home. I decided to call him Sam. Say hi Sam.
"Hi'sssss"
Like a good sleestak he keeps the house clear of Pakuni. Sam caught this one within two hours of being in his new home.
Sam doesn't like Pakuni and neither do I. He would like to sacrifice this one to his dark god. Since it is election day Sam has decided to allow all of you to decide the filthy Pakuni's fate.
Vote now. Yeah to sacrifice to the sleestak god or nah to free the Pakuni.
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