tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post6099763149936390070..comments2024-03-24T23:21:24.747-04:00Comments on Gothridge Manor: 10 Things You Might Hear in a BrothelGothridge Manorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11371740532802642972noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-22792080262954309352012-10-18T20:06:30.703-04:002012-10-18T20:06:30.703-04:0035. 8 nights in a row? You are our best customer. ...35. 8 nights in a row? You are our best customer. Right this way, Mr. Clinton. Oh wait, you already know the way.dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-31712791081389237102012-10-18T07:41:22.279-04:002012-10-18T07:41:22.279-04:00You had me at "puerile." :)You had me at "puerile." :)Chris C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08655640273250716377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-37214871351783198402012-10-17T14:50:06.620-04:002012-10-17T14:50:06.620-04:0034. How's about bein' my little paladin an...34. How's about bein' my little paladin and doin' a bit of layin' on of hands?Boric Glanduumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11657943639334882754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-6623715031001273052012-10-17T13:40:47.842-04:002012-10-17T13:40:47.842-04:00Hehe, I'll play - "is that a 10 foot pole...Hehe, I'll play - "is that a 10 foot pole or are you just happy to see me?"Xyanthonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07902260753434100101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-71487456818992111892012-10-17T09:56:12.950-04:002012-10-17T09:56:12.950-04:00@Justin
https://www.draculas.com.au/queensland/th...@Justin<br /><br />https://www.draculas.com.au/queensland/the-venue/<br /><br />and<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j56epfOsJTA<br /><br />The video doesn't entirely do it justice. When I lived in Australia, this was one of those things where I was like, "why the hell don't we have these in the US??"<br /><br />The folks that worked there were awesome. It was a top 5 experience from our time in Australia.Mr. Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07027893907355004146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-53956392386171681962012-10-17T09:54:48.489-04:002012-10-17T09:54:48.489-04:0026. "It is like a baby's arm holding an a...26. "It is like a baby's arm holding an apple." From King Arthur<br /><br />27. Can someone check her for traps.<br /><br />28. I found a secret door. <br /><br />29. Is that your wand or are you happy to see me?<br /><br />30. Oh Mitra! Oh Mitra! Oh Mitra!<br /><br />31. 30sp cure potions are extra!<br /><br />32. Come My Lord and sheath your sword. <br /><br />33. I have never seen a two headed one before.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03507176128569469008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-47434240085398210282012-10-17T08:41:07.443-04:002012-10-17T08:41:07.443-04:00How about "We'll have to think of a new n...How about "We'll have to think of a new name for THAT type of polearm!"Anthony Simeonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04312134763577949405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-44004588922565888542012-10-17T07:56:06.333-04:002012-10-17T07:56:06.333-04:00Classic.Classic.Treyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04647628467658839351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-9331955742000957842012-10-17T05:14:49.333-04:002012-10-17T05:14:49.333-04:00usually for functions - we seated 300+ - had a dun...usually for functions - we seated 300+ - had a dungeon, costumed foul mouthed waiting staff and a stage show with choice of 4 main courses package deal - i shant repeat our character names here but my manager dressed as lorena bobbit - i got to whip and abuse everyone in the door, and paint stages and other crap too<br />Konsumterrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170560484656800416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-86546751231560810532012-10-17T04:33:27.430-04:002012-10-17T04:33:27.430-04:00I just gotta know...what is a "horror theater...I just gotta know...what is a "horror theater restaurant", anyhow?<br /><br />Got any links? Because it sounds AWESOME.Justin S. Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14881276106170920830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-38934522910592712492012-10-17T02:14:52.670-04:002012-10-17T02:14:52.670-04:00I like No2!! I hear it all the time!I like No2!! I hear it all the time!Ray Rousellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07352596392520905197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-67535115953721424242012-10-17T01:47:26.794-04:002012-10-17T01:47:26.794-04:00i whip it out fast cos im a slleze-stack from way ...i whip it out fast cos im a slleze-stack from way back - not Draculas on gold coast but Nigh train horror theatre in AdelaideKonsumterrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170560484656800416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-38626739944775971222012-10-17T01:08:16.127-04:002012-10-17T01:08:16.127-04:00Brilliant, 4. is especially good!Brilliant, 4. is especially good!The Angry Lurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01227314379603418332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-28275237151543894782012-10-17T00:19:42.580-04:002012-10-17T00:19:42.580-04:00This post wins.
Also, Konsumterra scares me. But...This post wins.<br /><br />Also, Konsumterra scares me. But in a good, going-to-Dracula's-in-Surfer's-Paradise kinda way.Mr. Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07027893907355004146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-89362716303596128002012-10-16T23:55:22.809-04:002012-10-16T23:55:22.809-04:00Wow, you whipped out a fast list there Konsumterra...Wow, you whipped out a fast list there Konsumterra. <br /><br />Gothridge Manorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11371740532802642972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-12982407317402193632012-10-16T23:44:07.091-04:002012-10-16T23:44:07.091-04:00sorry should read
19 She had the best smelling be...sorry should read<br /><br />19 She had the best smelling beard a dwarf maid ever had!Konsumterrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170560484656800416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1954394848487110923.post-42322978038480280652012-10-16T23:42:42.493-04:002012-10-16T23:42:42.493-04:00i worked in a horror theater restaurant for 5 year...i worked in a horror theater restaurant for 5 years so this is all to easy for me<br /><br />11 It was like a bag of holding in there!<br /><br />12 Who would shave a bugbear and do that to it?<br /><br />13 Whats a robe of 7 veils?<br /><br />14 This ring will protect you from their draining powers, trust me!<br /><br />15 So that's where minotaurs come from<br /><br />16 Then the lights came on and she was a doppelganger banger<br /><br />17 Eat me you beast!<br /><br />18 Yeah but the girls there are just illusion spells<br /><br />19 She had the best smelling bead a dwarf maid ever had!<br /><br />20 Yeah I got some gelatinous cube slime in my hair and I had a date tonight<br /><br />21 So you pretended you were charmed for how long?<br /><br />22 Naa elves look like like they never hit puberty, makes me sick thinking about it<br /><br />23 So you want to do what with a wizard eye and a light spell?<br /><br />24 Imagine my surprise when she turned out to be a polymorphed troglodyte<br /><br />25 Centaur and hobbit show at next my bucks party guys!<br /><br /><br /><br />Konsumterrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170560484656800416noreply@blogger.com