So You Think You're a Hardcore Gamer?

All you hardcore gamers out there take a look at these beauties, two gold six siders with diamonds pips. For only $11,000 you can roll up characters guaranteed never to critically fail in style.

The only problem I see is I would need a third die. Maybe they would let me get the third one for only five grand. Here's the A La Vieille Russie website. They have a ton of very cool items for much, much money. This place is filled with items that give me ideas for artifacts and magic items. Sometimes I am such a gamer doof.