Critical Hit Table (Yes, Another One)

There are a lot of critical hit tables out there, some where around one critical hit table per 2.375 gamers.  Well for my Into the Dark Land campaign I made another.  I like my critical hits to mean something, but keeping it simple.  Splishy. splashy when the halberd hits the goblin guts.

1. Maximum Damage
2. Roll Double Normal Damage, roll normal damage the x2*
3. Roll Double Normal Damage, roll twice as many damage dice*
4. Exploding Dice
5. Exploding Dice
6. Roll Random Hit Location - if damage does more than half the creature's max hit points that limb/head is severed
7. Roll Random Hit Location - hit location is crippled, if the head is hit that the person/creature is blind
8. Add 1d4 to Damage
9. Add 1d6 to Damage
10. Add 2d6 to Damage
11. Horrible Wound, this wound continues to do d6 of damage each round until healed
12. Target is Knocked Unconscious
13. Blow Through - if there is another target within striking range the player may attack again
14. Increase Damage by One Die Type (a d4 would be a d6, a d6 into a d8 ect...)
15. Roll Normal Damage, but Reroll All 1s
16. Roll Normal Damage, but Reroll All 1s
17. Knock Opponent Back 1 Square for Every 4hp of Damage
18. Add 1d10 to Damage
19. Add 1d12 to Damage
20. Roll Twice On This List

*Strength Bonus and Magical Bonuses to damage are only counted once.

I'll post the Critical Failure table later on when I can format it to the blog.  It went all wonky when I tried to paste it in.  My players haven't even seen this chart so it will give them something to look forward to next week.