Pirate King No. Enc.: 1 (see below) Alignment: Chaotic Movement: 120' (40') Armor Class: Armor type Hit Dice: 1 Attacks: 1 Damage: 1d6 or weapon type Save: F1 Morale: 6 Hoard Class:XXII XP: 10
"Any horde of 300 or greater is led by a Pirate King (fighter of 11th level)."
Storm Giant, above water version from LL. 15 HD, 8d6 damage, 22' tall, live in a remote location in an immense luxurious castle, with 2d4 griffons for pets/guards, summon thunderstorms, cast lightning bolts (damage equal to giant's hp, so an average of about 67-68 per blast).
Isolated enough that there's little to annoy them. Badass enough to smoosh anything that does.
I would want to be something horribly terrifying --- like a lycanthrope werewolf fire giant hurling flaming chunks of magma or one of the demon princes with a flying V guitar tossing off hot licks while killing paladins... but in reality I would probably just be a 2 hp goblin armed with bad breath and a sharpened stick.
Hey guys, some of your address I know, some I don't. Please email me at elder_sensa(at)yahoo(dot)com so I can send out some mini manors to you all. Work sucked and this did not. I enjoyed the answers. Although their would have been a bonus for those who would have chosen sleestak.
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Pirate King
ReplyDeleteNo. Enc.: 1 (see below)
Alignment: Chaotic
Movement: 120' (40')
Armor Class: Armor type
Hit Dice: 1
Attacks: 1
Damage: 1d6 or weapon type
Save: F1
Morale: 6
Hoard Class:XXII
XP: 10
"Any horde of 300 or greater is led by a Pirate King (fighter of 11th level)."
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A Gold Dragon
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Easy-peasy.
ReplyDeleteStorm Giant, above water version from LL. 15 HD, 8d6 damage, 22' tall, live in a remote location in an immense luxurious castle, with 2d4 griffons for pets/guards, summon thunderstorms, cast lightning bolts (damage equal to giant's hp, so an average of about 67-68 per blast).
Isolated enough that there's little to annoy them.
Badass enough to smoosh anything that does.
A terasque. I'm frustrated at work right now and I just want to tear everything appart! ;-D
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DeleteA sort of hybrid of cephalopods and social insects--a colony of tiny blue octopus bees.
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ReplyDeleteI would want to be something horribly terrifying --- like a lycanthrope werewolf fire giant hurling flaming chunks of magma or one of the demon princes with a flying V guitar tossing off hot licks while killing paladins... but in reality I would probably just be a 2 hp goblin armed with bad breath and a sharpened stick.
ReplyDeleteHey guys, some of your address I know, some I don't. Please email me at elder_sensa(at)yahoo(dot)com so I can send out some mini manors to you all. Work sucked and this did not. I enjoyed the answers. Although their would have been a bonus for those who would have chosen sleestak.
ReplyDeleteTim.. I was just glad we improved your day!
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