The Potato Man is Back!

Last night I dragged my butt over to my gaming/writing shelf (more on that in my next post) and grabbed my novel and started working on it again. The 'Bad Guys' must have heard or saw and they have released the Potato Man. His wounds are bandaged and he is recovering nicely. As you can see in the photo below his spirits are good and his is gaining his strength back. But there is no sign of Sid, Vicious, or Chet as of yet. And now they are threatening my gaming books. For the love of all the d20s in all the world will these villians ever stop. And as I write this I hear a whisper from behind me that says, "No."

Write! Or the Potato Man Gets It!

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So my wife went nuts last night. I woke up to find my Potato Man gone and this horrible picture of his arm cleaved off as the background on my computer.





She left me his severed arm on my keyboard.





With a ransom note. She took Sid, Vicious and Chet also! The woman goes too far! She wants me to complete my novel, but resorting to butchering the Potato Man is unconscionable. Before I left for work this morning she said two words. "French Fries."





I came home for lunch and found this on my doorstep.





My God! Potato Man!

So for Sid, Vicious and Chet's sake I will start working on my novel again. I'm afraid the next package will include cooked tater tots. Oh the horror.

Be strong Potato Man. I'll get you home. Just hold out a little longer.