Write! Or the Potato Man Gets It!

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So my wife went nuts last night. I woke up to find my Potato Man gone and this horrible picture of his arm cleaved off as the background on my computer.





She left me his severed arm on my keyboard.





With a ransom note. She took Sid, Vicious and Chet also! The woman goes too far! She wants me to complete my novel, but resorting to butchering the Potato Man is unconscionable. Before I left for work this morning she said two words. "French Fries."





I came home for lunch and found this on my doorstep.





My God! Potato Man!

So for Sid, Vicious and Chet's sake I will start working on my novel again. I'm afraid the next package will include cooked tater tots. Oh the horror.

Be strong Potato Man. I'll get you home. Just hold out a little longer.

A New Member to the Family

When my friends Robin and Dave visited this past weekend they brought me a new member of the family, Chet. He fits right in. Thanks Robin and Dave for thinking of me. I appreciate the addition. Here are a few photos of Chet settling in.




Chet takes a look at his new home and proclaims, "I will do well here."





"What?" Chet asks. "I can't hear you over my awesome war hawk."






Chet enjoys a good horny zombie joke. Sid's got a million of them.






The family photo. From the left: Sid, Vicious, Chet and Chuck the gargoyle, the neighbor who drinks too much then yells at a dog that isn't there.

Thanks again to Robin and Dave.