Cthulhu Dice

I'd almost forgotten my little score over my vacation.  Being a sucker for weird dice I saw Cthulhu Dice (which is a misrepresentation since there is only one die...should be Cthulhu Die, but I guess that would be confusing to because the game isn't about killing Cthulhu its about keeping your sanity or losing your sanity, making others lose their sanity while the dark water rises in the night and the city not seen in ten thousand years glimmers in the blood moon of the thirteen month as the reality catches on fire and peels away in black curling strips).  I failed my roll.  I have to go now.

Here is the die with all its glorious tentacles, elder sign and Cthulhu.  The green things are Sanity Tokens.

If that comes up everyone goes insane!

Sammy is looking very Cthulhu.  He wants to go as Cthulhu for Halloween.

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A New Member to the Family

When my friends Robin and Dave visited this past weekend they brought me a new member of the family, Chet. He fits right in. Thanks Robin and Dave for thinking of me. I appreciate the addition. Here are a few photos of Chet settling in.




Chet takes a look at his new home and proclaims, "I will do well here."





"What?" Chet asks. "I can't hear you over my awesome war hawk."






Chet enjoys a good horny zombie joke. Sid's got a million of them.






The family photo. From the left: Sid, Vicious, Chet and Chuck the gargoyle, the neighbor who drinks too much then yells at a dog that isn't there.

Thanks again to Robin and Dave.