Sunday, August 30, 2009

Elf Storage

Are you finding yourself up to your ears in pointy ears? Are you tired of tripping over bows? Or being looked at with moody, self important expressions? Then I have the place for you. Elf Storage. Clear out the trees in your yard, your backroom, or garage. Get the elves out of your place and into storage. Let us take care of them for you. For only $50 a month we have a storage unit that holds 20 elves. For larger tribes we have storage units to suit your needs at affordable prices. They'll be here when you need them.

Elf Storage, immortal storage at affordable prices.