Yup. I know. Puerile. But I was tired and when Rob said it I laughed. Then everyone laughed. And then it became the tag line for this session. So if you are expecting anything other than a tired DM managing three gamers you will be disappointed.
I'm going to give you the nutshell version.
Boog attacks soldiers. There are 300.
He kills one.
Lord Kellington accuses them of their part in the destruction of the keep.
Thrown in pit.
Meet a bard.
Meet a blue eyed man who gives them something then flies off.
Blue eyed man was dragon.
Undead swarming every where.
Boog loses 2 strength and is very sad.
Army is being slaughtered by undead.
Bard sees a bodak. Only bodak back though.
Inn. Sleepy. sleep.
Wake up. Lord Kellington's men downstairs.
Bard goes to farm where girl likes him.
No hanky panky. Just sleepy sleep.
Walk to next town.
Meet weird guild member.
Boog does drugs.
End of session.