Yeah, creepy title. I just realized I leveled up to Sage! I could have had extra hit points all this time. And a gotta start planning my stronghold. And so have to get some new dice now. Sage dice. I wonder if Ivy will buy that?
Just an aside. A lot of dirty pictures came up when I Googled Sage. So after 45 minutes of being appalled the only picture I could find to post was this: