Pirate KingNo. Enc.: 1 (see below)Alignment: ChaoticMovement: 120' (40')Armor Class: Armor typeHit Dice: 1Attacks: 1Damage: 1d6 or weapon typeSave: F1Morale: 6Hoard Class:XXIIXP: 10"Any horde of 300 or greater is led by a Pirate King (fighter of 11th level)."
Centaur - good with a bow, can run away quickly, popular with the ladies...
A Gold DragonWhy? Because it's a Gold Freakin' Dragon, that's why!
Easy-peasy.Storm Giant, above water version from LL. 15 HD, 8d6 damage, 22' tall, live in a remote location in an immense luxurious castle, with 2d4 griffons for pets/guards, summon thunderstorms, cast lightning bolts (damage equal to giant's hp, so an average of about 67-68 per blast). Isolated enough that there's little to annoy them.Badass enough to smoosh anything that does.
A terasque. I'm frustrated at work right now and I just want to tear everything appart! ;-D
LOL Oh god, I wish I one as well. I would fix the office in seconds...
A sort of hybrid of cephalopods and social insects--a colony of tiny blue octopus bees.
A modron...and I would create more paperwork opportunities for you.
An Effreeti.. Just because they looked so damn cool on the 1st Ed DM guide.. Those covers always infused me with a sense of adventure!
I would want to be something horribly terrifying --- like a lycanthrope werewolf fire giant hurling flaming chunks of magma or one of the demon princes with a flying V guitar tossing off hot licks while killing paladins... but in reality I would probably just be a 2 hp goblin armed with bad breath and a sharpened stick.
Hey guys, some of your address I know, some I don't. Please email me at elder_sensa(at)yahoo(dot)com so I can send out some mini manors to you all. Work sucked and this did not. I enjoyed the answers. Although their would have been a bonus for those who would have chosen sleestak.
Tim.. I was just glad we improved your day!