Sleestak Sunday News Report

Thanks, Jim Bob the Knob.  In other news, two sleestak were spotted at a delicatessen on the corner of Grumpy Av and Alice.  One  brandished a crossbow at the worker behind the counter.  When the worker could not understand their order the sleestack became agitated and threw a net over the clerk.  What ensued was the sleestak walking in slow motion while the clerk ran for help.  While no one got hurt these sleestak are armed and believed to be dangerous.

Here is a police composite of one of the sleestak.  Many of the eyewitness accounts say they were distracted by flying crystals.  Police believe this may have been a diversion tactic.  If you have any information please call your local authorities.  Do not approach them or take matter into your hands.   

Now back to Jim Bob the Knob.

Thanks Karen.  And a..hrmm...that's Jim Kabob.  It looks like Weather Pup is standing by with today's forcast.

Weather sucks!

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